Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.
Retirement is like rotary telephones and mimeograph machines: if you’re under 30, don’t worry about it. It’s never going to come up for you.
PERFECT FOR:
- Gold watch manufacturers
- The state of Florida
- "Sexy Grandpa" t-shirt wearers
- Disaffected college students who realize they will never be able to retire